Misunderstanding

My big boss is an Indian, and so he often speaks english rather than bahasa.. and for my self, it would be better to hear/listen to him speak in english; since his bahasa is so limited in vocabulary... and there is a funny misundersanding.. and this is real story

The big boss called the office boy come to his room, he handed the ob a key and said, "give me two copies ya.."
the ob took the key, and asked, "two coffee sir?
the big boss answer, "ya ya, two copies ya.. cepat ya.."
then, 5 minutes later the ob came back with 2 cups of coffee...
Boss:"hei, siapa suruh buat saya kopi dua-dua ya?"
OB:"mister kan minta 2 kopi tadi"
kikikik....

one more...

A staff get a memo from the boss "Come to see me"
the staff go to the boss' room, knock the door, open the door and look inside the boss'room, close the door and leave back to his table.
then he heard his phone rung.. oh the boss called, "hei, kenapa ya kamu buka pintu kamar saya terus tutup lagi? you have received my memo right? you have come to see me."
the staff answer, "iya pak, kan saya tadi ke kamar bapak. saya kan sudah lihat bapak tadi.."
kikikikik....