Conversation at office hour

My colleague's 6 months old son got diarrhea, and she looked so panic, every 30 minutes she called home (in my desk) to asked bout his son..

My colleague : Masih gitu tih..
Me: bawa ke dokter gih, ntar keterusan

Suddenly, my boss came to my desk..

Boss: kenapa pi? anak you sakit? sakit apa
My colleague: iya pak.. dari kemaren u-u nya encer, ga berenti-berenti
B: u-u apaan sih?
Me: mpup pak...
B: mpup apaan?
MC: i-o pak
B: i-o ?
Me & My Colleague: e-e pak! berak!
B: ooh.. yang jelas dong..

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Another situation... my other new-mom colleague has to pump her breast every after lunch..

Boss: si new mom mana?
Me: ke toilet pak
B: toilet? sering amat.. ngapain sih dia di toilet?
My colleague: bikin makan buat anaknya pak
B: bikin makan gimana?
Me: kan anaknya masih mimi pak, dibikinin mimi...
B: bikin mimi? gimana sih?
My colleague: kan anaknya masih minum asi pak..
B: iya, terus apa hubungannya dia di toilet? ngapain sih dia?
My colleague : (dengan mimik gemes)mbak new mom lagi meres susunya, masukin ke botol, buat dibawa pulang, buat di minum anaknya nanti dirumah.. anaknya kan ga bisa dibawa kesini buat netek paaak..
B: (mukanya merah) oooh.. bilang dong dari tadi...

hihihihihihi......